3. Customised Cues
Snooker cues should play music and shoot flames out of them. As we know snooker sometimes gets a little boring with all the tactics, skill and concentration the players have to display. But do the organisers of snooker ever think about the audience? We haven’t got the attention span or intelligence to follow a WHOLE match so why don’t they jazz up the snooker cues? They could be customised to suit a particular player’s style or attributes.
So Ronnie “The Rocket” O’Sullivan’s would shoot flames out of the end and then sink into an existential crisis about the meaning of fame and sport, threatening to not take part in the remainder of the tournament (I accept this is a difficult attribute to convey visually but that’s Simon Cowell’s problem not mine).