The Trouble with Time-Travel

How I Consciously Uncoupled from Brexit

  Divorce  is a traumatic and difficult decision for all parties involved—and there’s arguably no salve besides time to take Continue reading →

Pig Eye

Copyright John de Gruyther 2019  

The Ghosts of Marks & Spencer – The case of the Prawn Sandwich

“This is by far the best prawn sandwich we have ever produced at Marks and Spencer.” The divisional manager, specialising Continue reading →

Row, Row, Row your Boat

Excerpt from a new short story; He chuckled, the sound coming out like a harsh bark into the infinite ocean Continue reading →

Dogmatix

“Hi, I’m Dogmatix.” Sorry you’ve got the wrong prompt, this is dogmatic, you’re probably looking for Asterix. Copyright John de Continue reading →

The Funny Side

Regular readers will know that I occasionally like to take life’s seemingly small stresses and frustrations and subvert my response. Continue reading →

Hammer Time

“Is that a mallet? Or are you just pleased to see me?” “I won’t tell you again it’s A HAMMER.” Continue reading →