Hammer Time

“Is that a mallet? Or are you just pleased to see me?” “I won’t tell you again it’s A HAMMER.” Continue reading →

A Puzzle

I have got edges And sometimes bits of me are missing, or I’m just pieces of sky But if you Continue reading →

John Connor Versus Captain Kirk

My NDA has expired so I can finally break my silence and talk about a very sensitive topic. My feelings Continue reading →

Belly Button

Belly button fluff, when we were kids we called it bum-fluff These lines are just fluff, stop me when you’ve Continue reading →

Express Yourself

Every year we get an annual statement from American Express for someone who doesn’t live at out address. For a Continue reading →

Star Trek Beyond – review

John belatedly reviews Star Trek Beyond, even though he can’t remember the directors’ name and meets Patrick Stewart (but apparently Continue reading →

Nadal’s Poker Face

With Rafa Nadal’s recent endorsement of online gambling, it left me pondering what responsibility, if any, he has to his Continue reading →

The Angry Birds Movie – review

Is the angry birds movie a cute extension of a popular game designed to sell more products? Is it another Continue reading →