My Dad Is Dalek

My Dad Is Dalek

My Dad is Dalek

And it’s not as bad as you would think

He is particularly effective at unblocking the kitchen sink

And if I’m ever kept at school by bullies at the gate

Well he has one word for them

EXTERMINATE

©John de Gruyther 2013

If I Was Doctor Who

If I was Doctor Who

I’d travel back

To a time when the new Doc

Wasn’t unveiled in X-Factor style shenanigans

And Peter’s face was a genuine surprise

But in spite of all that

I settle impatiently down

Like a child before Christmas

Hoping for a tiny glimpse of Davros

©John de Gruyther 2013