✨ Giveaway Time, YOU BUNCH of Doomscroll Zuck Zombies! ✨ (Because apparently, shouting (and cats) gets attention now thanks to our benevolent algorithmic overlords).
Win a signed copy of the mythical “Maybe Shangri-la” CD (only 5 exist, making it rarer than a genuine compliment on the internet). All you have to do is christen our burgeoning fanbase with a name! We’ve generously brainstormed gems like “Flightie,” “Jokers,” and “Flightionian” (prepare to be amazed by our creative genius).
Drop your earth-shattering suggestions in the comments below. The one that tickles our fancy the most will be declared the winner and receive this priceless artifact (plus a personalised note, because we’re that generous).
Let’s be real though, knowing our track record with the algorithm (bless its profit-driven heart), this post will probably be seen by approximately three bots and my Mum (hi Mum, seriously thanks for buying a copy 😜).
So, if the comments section remains a Mad Max style wasteland, we’ll just keep the CD and continue screaming into the digital void until either the large hadron collider finally crushes our asses in a black hole or Meta finally stops acting like a Dr Evil sketch (whichever is less likely).
May the odds (which are heavily stacked against you by a cold, uncaring algorithm) be ever in your favour!
Joker’s Flight break the fourth wall and look straight to camera – 🎥📽️
Oh and if anyone tries to mansplain how the algorithm actually works or a variation of the theme because satire is not your thing then you will be disqualified, respectfully of course…
Movie Resumes:
We’ll run the giveaway for about a week and the chosen proto-hipster will be asked for their email address so we can receive their relevant details and arrange receipt of the mystical artifact.
It’s a free CD people!! You can do this.
The World Outside the Window 